India’s Finest Satire Source — Still Here After Everything
AHMEDABAD—Passengers awaiting clarity on aviation safety were instead offered a customer-care loop that experts classify as advanced yoga for patience. Airport screens displayed on-time departures for aircraft currently in a philosophical discussion about runway. Families said they respect process, provided…
Read story →GURGAON—Policy advisors encouraged citizens to reduce gold purchases and foreign travel, a move economists called prudent and jewellers called ‘aggressive…
GURGAON—The Sharma household inserted a column between Home Loan EMI and Mother-in-law medicine labeled Europe tentative, classified by economists as…
NOIDA—Biologists and economists jointly announced Tuesday that the common cockroach has achieved a more sustainable valuation than 94% of Series…
GOA—Hospitality owners reported fewer foreign visitors after guests visited the National Capital Region and realized inner peace is cheaper when…
NOIDA—After spending eleven months trying to get a pothole fixed, local resident Vikram Mehta reportedly learned Monday that his Resident…
BENGALURU—A popular comedian fell for a scam SMS claiming a package contained contraband, proving that even professionals who roast society…
BENGALURU—In a bold strategic repositioning, startup founder Arjun K. announced he has sunset his blockchain portfolio to focus full-time on…
MUMBAI—An artist described as a misfit became a sensation after investors suggested he monetize authenticity in three subscription tiers. Music…
MUMBAI—A business figure reportedly felt humbled, grateful, and blessed after legal developments, according to a post drafted in the same…
LINKEDIN—Professional network analysts confirmed Thursday that regional sales manager Deepak R. has posted the word humbled more frequently than GDP…
AHMEDABAD—Passengers awaiting clarity on aviation safety were instead offered a customer-care loop that experts classify as advanced yoga for patience.…
NOIDA—Bureaucrats welcomed Thailand’s visa changes by announcing that Indian applicants must now also submit a childhood photograph in which they…
NEW DELHI—Applicants for passport renewal were surprised to learn they must produce a friend who knew them before Class 6…
INDORE—Residents followed international news primarily through a WhatsApp forward that compared geopolitics to a Test match where nobody agreed on…
INDORE—Following a three-day visit to Cyber Hub, retired engineer Ramesh T. told relatives that Delhi traffic is manageable, provided you…
JAIPUR—A fifteen-year-old batsman scored ninety-three runs Thursday, prompting his mother to ask whether the knock counts toward engineering admission or…
MUMBAI—Neurologists confirmed Sunil P. cannot retain information about inflation unless a commentator mentions yorker length.
Fwd: A groundbreaking message claims drinking warm water at 4am prevents all diseases except wanting to do animation instead of…
NEW DELHI—A question from overseas entered the Indian internet Tuesday and was immediately classified as a national security event by…
NEW DELHI—Campaign advisors unveiled a plan to ease congestion by mandating five-day office attendance, polling well among landlords and poorly…
